Confused On Who To Root For ?
January 23, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
With the Super Bowl just a mere 9 days away, its time to figure out who you’re rooting for. The vaunted Pittsburgh Steelers defense, or the high-powered offense of the Arizona Cardinals. Let me help make this easier for you. Other than the fact that we love the Steelers giving just 7 points, we’re hoping and praying that the Cardinals pull off the upset. Why you ask ? Other than the fact that we hate Steelers fans, terrible towels, Ben Roethlisberger, Ryan Clark, and Mike Tomlin, we really hate and wish bad things upon kicker Jeff Reed. A kicker is like a pimple on your ass, its there, but nobody should notice it. Unless you name is Jeff Reed.
Allow me to show you some evidence: Exhibit A, Exhibit B, Exhibit C, and Exhibit D. See the trend we have here ? He may be among the leagues elite kickers, but he is certainly their #1 Douche Bag. Something not easily attainable with players such as Jeremy Shockey, Plaxico Burress, and Joey Porter in the league.
So come Sunday, February 1st, when you’re over your’s friends house, knuckle-deep in french onion dip and confused on who to root for, just think of Jeff Reed and that hair raising the Lombardi Trophy. Yeah, we don’t wanna see that either.
Go Cardinals!