Cleavage And Signs Are A No-Go At Giants Games

From Newsday:

The New York Giants need another sack — to cover a flamboyant fan who wears skimpy outfits.

Sondra Fortunato went to Giants Stadium a week ago for the Philadelphia Eagles game wearing a Santa Claus outfit, a tiara, fishnet stockings, a bathing suit bottom and high-heeled boots.

She insists nothing was showing even though she’s “well-endowed.” As she puts it, “You couldn’t even see my underwear.”

She also had a suitcase and signs reading “Go Giants” and “Have a No Guns Christmas,” referring to wide receiver Plaxico Burress’s shooting himself in the leg.

Fortunato says Giants security officers escorted her out, said signs weren’t allowed and told her to cover up because there were children at the stadium.

The Giants maintain she was ejected because she broke stadium rules against signs and baggage.

What is this country turning into when a well-endowed lady can’t show a little bit of cleavage at a Football game ? Often famous for her cleavage and running up and kissing players, Sondra Fortunato was escorted out of the game because of her outfit and a sign. A bit too much boob, and a cheap joke at the exspense of Plaxico Burress. Well, boo hoo! But yet, we let 5 hairy, 300 pound-men take their shirts off and have Giants written across their chests and we put them on the jumbo-tron. What’s happening to us ? It used to be an insult if a mom didn’t flash you at a Giants game, now all of a sudden, if her mammaries are sticking out a bit too much we boot her from the game. What’s next no more tailgating ? This is the problem with kids at sports events. There is no more fun. The days of getting shitfaced drunk, cursing at the opposition, and seeing a lady flash the crowd are long gone. You know why ? Because now sports events are family events.