Madonna Wants Too Spend Christmas With…

Any guesses ? Her kids ? I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if they were there. Guy Ritchie ? She’d rather have me there, then him. But, according to The Sun, Madonna wants to spend Christmas with New York Yankees third basemen, Alex Rodriguez. Ahhh, how lovely. One more thing The Sun reports, is that another reason that A-Rod makes Madonna wet in the pants  is cause he too like English women doesn’t wash his genitalia makes the same type of money as her. She sounds like a wonderful woman! More from The Sun:

But I can reveal there is a condition — she wants American baseball star ALEX RODRIGUEZ to join her here.

Madge, in Brazil for her Sticky & Sweet tour, will jet into London on December 23 with kids Rocco, David Banda and Lourdes.

But Alex should not be far away. She has offered to fly the New York Yankees slugger first-class to London then put him in a top hotel.

A source says: “She wants the kids to be with their parents but wants time with A-Rod too.”

He trousers £18million a year and my source says: “She knows he lives large and that he loves the fact she’s his equal for earning power. She wants to treat him.”

Down Goes Madonna!

Wait for the 37 second mark. It’s worth it too see that old bag fall on her ass, much like A-Rod and his Yankees will be doing this year.