Random Musings about the NBA Finals

SOS — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:31:40 +0000

After last night’s choke job by the Tragic I would like to pass along some random musings about these predictably lame finals.

I didn’t watch the OT because I knew that the Magic would lose. Sad, very sad.
His name is “Dwight” Howard – not Du-White or Dowight. This is so aggrivating hearing this over and over again.
Mark Jackson loves crappy cliches and leads into commercials like he is doing a movie preview. I can see why no team wants him to coach.
Mike Brown must be the worst coach in the league because he got embarrassed by Stan van who is now embarrassing himself in the Finals. Shaq may be right with the Master of Panic comment.
Trevor Ariza has played himself into a majorly overpaid contract so has Hedo T.
If Dwight Howard, had Kendrick Perkins‘ post game he would be unstoppable. Yes, you read that right, Kendrick Perkins‘ post game. I have never seen someone so bad in the post since Travis Knight.
Kobe, stop grinding your teeth like that, it reminds me of the face you made when you had that white chick in the Denver hotel room. CREEPY!
To all you Laker fans out there, do you still think the Lakers would have beaten the Celtics last year if Mark Blount Andrew Bynum played?

Was this before or after the rape charge?

SOS — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:46:09 +0000

Hey Nicole, Kobe can get any ugly white girl that he wants. Why would he pick someone as talentless as you?