Don’t Mess With Spence
January 22, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment

From Star Magazine:
The Hills hath no fury like the brother of a woman scorned! Spencer Pratt stepped up to defend the honor of his dumped sis, Stephanie, on a night out in L.A. — and left her ex a bloody mess!
After months of bitter fights and makeup cuddles, Stephanie was dumped by her boyfriend, Cameron Huston, an aspiring actor who appeared briefly on The Hills.
Things got hostile at swanky West Hollywood lounge Coco de Ville on Jan. 17 when Spencer spotted Cameron and immediately started a heated argument.
After 10 minutes of shouting, an eyewitness says Spencer lost it and smashed his sister’s ex in the face!
“Cameron had to be taken to a local hospital,” a witness tells Star. “There was blood; there was screaming. It was a major scene.”
One that easily could have been avoided, according to Cameron’s mom. Cica Huston tells Star exclusively, “Spencer’s attack was completely unprovoked.”
Cameron was recuperating at home on Jan. 18. But though his wounds may be healing, it’s certain that the drama with Spencer has only begun!
Happy New Year
January 1, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
Way to ring on 2009 ESPN. Wait for the 2:25 mark. Someone at ESPN is going to get a call from the FCC.
9 Random Predictions for 2009:
- The Yankees will not make the playoffs: They replaced Mussina/Pettite’s 34 wins with 35 from Sabathia/Burnett. Wang will return but I am still not sold on that lineup. Giambi produced almost the same OPS as Teixeira. Plus the Rays should have improved and I think that the Red Sox still have a big move up their sleeves.
- LeBron James will win MVP and Finals MVP: the Celtics are the only team that can stop the Cavs and if the Cavs get homecourt in the playoffs, LeBron will dominate.
- LT will not be a 1st round Fantasy Football Pick. He is on the wrong side of thirty and he is starting to look old. Good news is that the new wave of young guys coming into the league - Steve Slaton, Matt Forte, Chris Johnson, DeAngelo Williams, Adrian Peterson should all be first round consideration.
- John Daly will be the #1 pick in my celebrity death pool. Self-explanatory. Sorry Amy Winehouse.
- B-List Celebrity Sex Tape will be made by….. someone from the cast of the Hills. Heidi Montag we hope.
- Brett Farve will not play in 2009, but he will in 2010 where ever Mike Holmgrem winds up coaching.
- Worst movie of 2009: Fast & the Furious 4
- Best movie of 2009: Terminator Salvation (Just ahead of Transformers 2)
- Michael Phelps will actually reveal that he is part horse and therefore needs to forfeit his gold medals. Please stop showing up in public your 15 minutes is up until the 2012 games. Who gives a shit about swimming anyways?


