Ok, Seriously, Mariah Carey Is Nuts

From Page Six:

SOME divas cling to their high-maintenance ways even at moments of historic national import. Mariah Carey, who performed at the Neighborhood Ball for President and Michelle Obama, was “furious” when she found out where she’d be seated for the inauguration.

A spy said, “Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.” Meanwhile, Carey ex Sean Combs is said to be upset that he wasn’t invited to perform at official events and disappointed that Jay-Z had a bigger presence. A rep for Carey declined to comment. Combs’ rep said, “It was one of the greatest moments of his life. Sean was invited to the inauguration and was seated third row, with Jay-Z, at the ceremony.”

Mary-Kate Olsen: A Fan Of The Recession

Some people just don’t get it. And from the looks of it, Mary-Kate Olsen is in that group. With the recession affecting just about everyone and some people unable to buy presents for their children during the holidays, Mary-Kate Olsen has found a positive out of this. More Sales! Reports Page Six. At least she knows there’s a recession going on, I thought we could have stumped her with that one. More from Page Six:

MARY-Kate Olsen has found the silver lining in the recession. A Page Six spy, who recently shared an elevator at Barneys with the diminutive actress, reports Olsen was excited about all the discounted merchandise for the taking. “It’s really sad – the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales,” said Olsen, who pointed to her hat. “That’s where I got this! The recession!” Olsen ogled a $410 menorah and pillows and throws for her bed, but didn’t buy them.

It’s A Festivus Miracle For Marc Anthony

Things are starting to look like there maybe a divorce in the future for Jennifer Lopez. Maybe now she will be as important as she had hoped.The former fly girl, complained months ago that people she be paying more attention to her, than Michael Phelps, while he was in the Olympics. Now, according to US Magazine, Jenny from the Block and Marc Anthony appear headed for splitsville. Lately in public appearances, J-LO has failed to wear her wedding ring. Typically, that’s not a good sign for a marriage. And too boot, J-Lo’s best friend, Carrie Heffernan does not approve of him. Perhaps the happiest man this Christmas season will be Anthony, he will be out from under the wrath of J-LO, and walkout a whole lot richer. My kinda guy! More from US Magazine:

Rumors swirled that Lopez’s marriage was on the rocks after she showed up to the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last week without her 8-carat diamond engagement ring, wedding band – or ever present husband, Marc Anthony (who was spotted in Las Vegas sans wedding band the weekend before).

Multiple sources confirm to to Us Weekly their marriage is at a breaking point.

“They both didn’t wear their rings on purpose,” a mutual pal of the married couple of four years (who renewed their vows in October) tells Us. “Nothing Jennifer does is without purpose.”

While Anthony’s rep insists to Us, “They are doing great,” a source tells Us deep trouble has been brewing.

“He’s very, very controlling of her,” a close Anthony pal tells Us. “The skirts aren’t as short. You don’t see so much of that booty anymore.” The new Us Weekly also reports that Anthony also picks out Lopez’s clothes and keeps tabs on her phone calls.

Lopez isn’t the only one with growing resentment toward her husband. Her best friend, Leah Remini, also can’t stand him.

The Rocket’s Mistress Fails At Suicide Attempt

Things just don’t seem to be getting any better for Roger Clemens. Just when the man is trying to get out of the news, he is brought right back into the spotlight. The ex-mistress of Clemens, Mindy McCready, was taken to a Nashville-area hospital for treatment and a psychological evaluation, after she attempted to commit suicide, reports the Daily News. That’s gonna do wonders for her self-esteem. The love-affair between Clemens and McCready started all the way back in 1991, where there have been reports that they have been romantically involved before McCready was even 18. And, oh yeah, Clemens was married. More from the Daily News:

Country music singer Mindy McCready was taken to a Nashville-area hospital for treatment and a psychological evaluation, Metropolitan Nashville Police Department spokeswoman Kris Mumford said.

A source told the Daily News McCready severed a tendon in her left arm that required immediate surgery.

Three hours later, their mother, Gayle Inge, told the brother that she had received a disturbing call from Mindy McCready and asked him to check on her.

Timothy McCready found the singer stumbling in the kitchen. She went back to her bedroom and called her assistant and told him to come over because “she had done something bad.”

When Timothy McCready looked into his sister’s room at about 10:15 a.m., he discovered that she had cut her wrists and taken several pills. There was blood on her body and on her bed.

Madonna Wants Too Spend Christmas With…

Any guesses ? Her kids ? I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if they were there. Guy Ritchie ? She’d rather have me there, then him. But, according to The Sun, Madonna wants to spend Christmas with New York Yankees third basemen, Alex Rodriguez. Ahhh, how lovely. One more thing The Sun reports, is that another reason that A-Rod makes Madonna wet in the pants  is cause he too like English women doesn’t wash his genitalia makes the same type of money as her. She sounds like a wonderful woman! More from The Sun:

But I can reveal there is a condition — she wants American baseball star ALEX RODRIGUEZ to join her here.

Madge, in Brazil for her Sticky & Sweet tour, will jet into London on December 23 with kids Rocco, David Banda and Lourdes.

But Alex should not be far away. She has offered to fly the New York Yankees slugger first-class to London then put him in a top hotel.

A source says: “She wants the kids to be with their parents but wants time with A-Rod too.”

He trousers £18million a year and my source says: “She knows he lives large and that he loves the fact she’s his equal for earning power. She wants to treat him.”

Bare Back Bandit

Listen here boys and girls, it saves you alot of dough if you put a hat on. Matt Leinart aka the Bare Back Bandit now must shell out 15G’s a month because he doesn’t like to wear a helmet.He went to USC, has he never heard of Trojans? http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/30/game-over-leinart-settles-custody-fight/

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Lindsay Lohan yet again busted for a DUI and possession of the nose candy. Soon enough she going to start having the Stu Unger nose. This broad has had more up her nose then Greg Louganis has had you know where. I ask how could someone want to date this woman? http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/24/sheriffs-release-lindsays-mug-shot/