I’m Guessing Jerome Boger Had The Titans +3 Last Night
November 24, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment

Steve Phillips Stalker/Lover Speaks
November 12, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
If you don’t remember this story, just click here.
Erin Andrews
July 21, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment

Is Anyone Else Sick of Chris Berman?
July 14, 2009 by SOS · 4 Comments

The most tired act in sports was at it again last night, as bad and annoying as ever. Chris Berman put on a show for the ages, for the ages of major sucking. Please get a new act you lame ass douche bag. It’s a shame you actually had a big role in making ESPN big and now you are a joke on the level of Joe Buck Live, Joe Morgan or Tim McCarver.
Oh No, There’s Bacon Everywhere!
February 12, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
The Bacon Invasion has started. It has already infected Sonsofsimmons & ESPN.com. Check the links out for proof. Guest Bloggers please apply at sonsofsimmons@gmail.com.
Thanks,
SOS
Do Not Re-Sign Varitek!
January 26, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
I think I might be the only one in this boat, but I do not want the Red Sox to re-sign Jason Varitek unless he is the backup or he gets a non-guaranteed invite to spring training. I cannot stand hearing all the mush heads assigning arbitrary attributes to Varitek that you cannot prove. It aggravates me to no end hearing people call Derek Jeter a “winner” he hasn’t won anything in 8 years or saying that Jose Offerman was the best in baseball going back on pop-ups.
Peter Gammons writes in his blog today:
Scott Boras demonstrated his genius by actually getting his spokesmen to report that he couldn’t take arbitration for Jason Varitek because the Red Sox might have released him, which would never have happened. Period. Yes, Varitek will be 37 in April, and only six catchers have ever caught 100 games in a season at the age of 37, but he’s a huge part of the Red Sox’s pitching staff, can platoon with and mentor whomever the Red Sox acquire, and the last time he was a free agent asked Boras to give the Red Sox every opportunity to re-sign him out of loyalty to the organization. His declining $10 million-$12 million in arbitration meant that the market establishes the price, and that is just what has happened.
Is he really that important to the pitching staff? Would Dice-K & Josh Beckett retire if they couldn’t pitch to Varitek? His OPS has declined so bad over the last three years and he is now at a point that you assume he is going to make an out every single at bat. Giving him one year would be stupid, giving him a second year option that is triggered by games played would be even more ridiculous. The Red Sox have been very good about walking away from players when the time was right: Pedro, Johnny Damon, Trot Nixon. They are letting emotion dictate this decision to resign this stiff. By giving out all this unnecessary money, John Henry will complain that they do not have the resources to take on a contract at the deadline to improve the team.
Mel Kiper’s Mock Draft
January 22, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment

From ESPN:
| Pick | Team | Player | Position | College |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit | Matthew Stafford | QB | Georgia |
| 2 | St. Louis | Andre Smith | OT | Alabama |
| 3 | Kansas City | Mark Sanchez | QB | USC |
| 4 | Seattle | Michael Crabtree | WR | Texas Tech |
| 5 | Cleveland | Aaron Curry | LB | Wake Forest |
| 6 | Cincinnati | Jason Smith | OT | Baylor |
| 7 | Oakland | Jeremy Maclin | WR | Missouri |
| 8 | Jacksonville | Eugene Monroe | OT | Virginia |
| 9 | Green Bay | Malcolm Jenkins | CB | Ohio St. |
| 10 | San Francisco | Aaron Maybin | DE/OLB | Penn St. |
| 11 | Buffalo | Brandon Pettigrew | TE | Oklahoma St. |
| 12 | Denver | B.J. Raji | DT | Boston College |
| 13 | Washington | Brian Orakpo | DE | Texas |
| 14 | New Orleans | Vontae Davis | CB | Illinois |
| 15 | Houston | Everette Brown | DE | Florida St. |
| 16 | San Diego | Knowshon Moreno | RB | Georgia |
| 17 | New York Jets | Percy Harvin | WR | Florida |
| 18 | Chicago | Tyson Jackson | DE | LSU |
| 19 | Tampa Bay | Josh Freeman | QB | Kansas St. |
| 20 | Detroit (from Dallas) | Rey Maualuga | LB | USC |
| 21 | Philadelphia | Chris “Beanie” Wells | RB | Ohio St. |
| 22 | Minnesota | Hakeem Nicks | WR | North Carolina |
| 23 | New England | Brian Cushing | LB | USC |
| 24 | Atlanta | Larry English | DE/OLB | No. Illinois |
| 25 | Miami | Darrius Heyward-Bey | WR | Mryland |
| 26 | Baltimore | D.J. Moore | CB | Vanderbilt |
| 27 | Indianapolis | Peria Jerry | DT | Mississippi |
| 28 | Philadelphia (from Carolina) | Michael Oher | OT | Mississippi |
| 29 | New York Giants | James Laurinaitis | LB | Ohio St. |
| 30 | Tennessee | Michael Johnson | DE | Georgia Tech |
| 31 | Arizona | LeSean McCoy | RB | Pittsburgh |
| 32 | Pittsburgh | Alex Mack | C | California |
Keith Law On Red Sox Farm System
January 21, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment

Lars Anderson
From Keith Law:
7. Boston Red Sox: Probably an aggressive ranking, but their 2008 draft class has the potential to be one of the best. They have become more aggressive at going over slot to obtain premium players in the draft and have become more active internationally. Their system probably had more prospect depth on 2008 short-season rosters than any other but Texas’.
| RANK | PLAYER | POS. | ORGANIZATION | #AGE |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | Lars Anderson | 1B | Boston Red Sox TOP ’08 LEVEL: AA (Portland) |
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ESPN Is Desperately Trying To Get Barry Bonds Facetime
January 21, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment

Thanks to Deadspin
Smart. Real Smart
January 15, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment

From The News Tribune:
Prosecutors have charged Olympia mixed-martial-arts champion and avowed anarchist Jeff Monson with first-degree malicious mischief based on photographs published in the December edition of “ESPN The Magazine,” showing him spray-painting an anarchist symbol on the state Capitol, court papers state.
A warrant seeking Monson’s arrest was filed Wednesday morning in Thurston County Superior Court. Monson, 37, is charged with first-degree malicious mischief, a Class B felony carrying a maximum penalty of up to 10 years in prison and a $20,000 fine.
The graffiti cost $19,000 to clean up, the court papers state. Police have been seeking those responsible for spray-painting graffiti on columns on the north side of the Capitol’s legislative building on Nov. 26. The graffiti included anarchy symbols, a peace symbol, and phrases such as “no war” and “no poverty.”
According to the court papers, a State Patrol and an Olympia police detective recognized Monson as the perpetrator of the graffiti on surveillance footage captured by a camera at the Capitol, but the break in the case occurred after ESPN The Magazine published an article on Monson and his political views on Dec. 29.
A photograph of Monson leaving graffiti on the Capitol was included in the article, court papers state.

