Michael Phelps, get out of our lives!

Dear Mr. Phelps,

Please get out of our lives, I don’t care about you, your sport, or your creepy late night adventures.  You have milked your 15 minutes of lame worse than Brian McNamee.  Your a swimmer for goodness sake, your not a celebrity or even a high profile athlete.  Please take your teenage sheninagans elsewhere.  How about…. the mountains.  That way you can not bother anyone but the other tool bags that hang around with you.  You can dress like a lower brow version of Eminem, drunk drive all you want, and smoke all the pipe you want.   Speaking on behalf of all the hulkamaniacs sonsofsimmons fans, GET OUT OF OUR LIVES, DOUCHEBAG. 

Best Regards, 

SOS

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