“Give Me My M-ther F-cking Food!”
December 18, 2008 by Mike
The service at IHOP must have been pretty bad on October 13th, because two players from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Anthony Davis and Michael Bennett are being sued for harassing and pointing a gun at a customer. Sometimes I feel like doing the same thing. When I ask for my easy to be over/easy, I expect them to be over/easy, not runny. And when they are runny, I feel like brandishing a gun as well. But, at that chain-smoking waitress, not a customer, What am I Ricky Manning Jr. ? Next time you see an NFL player at a breakfast joint after 11pm, get out, because two things are gonna happen: Someone will pull a gun out and someone will be called a Jew. And we don’t want either of those two to happen. More from Courthouse News:
A man claims two Tampa Bay Buccaneer football players assaulted and battered him in an IHOP parking lot. Brian Gordon sued Anthony Davis, Michael Bennett and IHOP in Hillsborough County Court.
Gordon claims that as he ate in the IHOP on Oct. 13, Davis, who was drunk, harassed the staff and patrons, calling two fellow diners “sluts” and whores,” yelling at the waitress and cook to “give me my m-ther f-cking food!” and so on.
He claims Davis threatened him with physical harm, then placed a phone call to Bennett and another man, who arrived in a car.
Gordon says Bennett “brandished a black handgun in a holster,” and that Bennett, Davis and the third man then beat him up in the parking lot. And he claims that no agent of IHOP intervened.
Thanks to Deadspin
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