Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes?

 

Kobe eats ass again last night in Orlando.  Here are the the NBA Fave Five Power Rankings.  Because there are only 5 teams with a legit shot of winning the NBA title this season.

1. Celtics - 17 in a row.  Play the Lakers on Christmas Day. This will show people that the Lakers are still soft.
2. Cavs – Undefeated at home, do not play the Celtics again until January. 
3. Magic – Won in Utah without Howard, then beat the Spurs and Lakers at home.
4. Spurs – Picking up after a slow start. Manu is back and they have won 7 of 9.
5. Lakers – Lost back to back games in Florida with Kobe choking in the clutch.  Still very soft on Defense, but I keep hearing how deep they are (like Kobe was in Colorado, I had to throw that in).  Just because Puke Walton shouldn’t having been a rotation player last year and now he cannot crack the lineup doesn’t make them deep.  

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