The 10 Ugliest Professional Athletes

July 30, 2007 by Mike 

10- Taurean Green NBA- What the hell is on his forehead? http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=73763864&epmid=2&partner=Yahoo

9- Moises Alou MLB- This is solely based on the fact that he pisses on his hands before every game.

8-Mark Coleman MMA- Looks like he maybe a functioning retard. http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/fightfinder.asp?fighterID=136

7- The Fat Miguel Cabrera MLB- He looks like he eat the old Miguel. http://bugsandcranks.com/the-clubhouse/look-whos-pushing-fast-food/

6- Shawn Bates NHL- He looks like he has Down Syndrome. Seriously look http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=72614912&partner=Yahoo&epmid=2

5- Matt Willig NFL- Just look at the pic. Enough said. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?statsId=2335

4- Martynas Andriuskevicius NBA- He face looks like my ass. http://hoopshype.com/players/martynas_andriuskevicius.htm

3-Wanderlei Silva MMA- He looks like he has yet to evolve. http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/fightfinder.asp?fighterID=209

2- Randy Johnson MLB- This guy is so ugly that his offspring gets even uglier. Checkout his daughter http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/please-submit-your-big-unit-jokes-here-163644.php

1- The Whole WNBA-WNBA- This is an obvious choice. How can a league with hundreds of women have not one attractive one in the bunch.

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3 Responses to “The 10 Ugliest Professional Athletes”

  1. Carolyn on July 30th, 2007 10:54 pm

    Miguel Cabrera? LOL. You’ve got to be kidding me.

  2. jennachisox on July 31st, 2007 6:02 am

    hahaha. AMEN.

  3. JH on November 2nd, 2008 1:00 am

    Nice list! i have to LOL at the whole WNBA
    i definitely agree with some thats on your list but some i dont.
    i have compiled my own list of top 6…
    http://jib-sports-culture.blogspot.com/

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