Man Rightfully Beats His Wife

We here at Sons of Simmons do not condone beating your wife, unless one of two things happens; either she has a hearing problem, or she demands to smell your penis. The latter is exactly what happened to a Port St. Lucie man. The 25-year-old male suspect came home, and according to TCPalm.com, his wife told him to “to display his penis to her so that she can smell it”. I’m not going to lie, if a woman said that to me, it would probably would turn me on. But in this case, the woman felt that her husband was cheating on her. And apparently she feels the woman or women he has been fornicating with have a smelly vadge. So she demanded to take a whiff. Like any good husband would, he promplty put his wife in her place and gave her a black-eye. More from the TCPalm:

Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.

The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom “to display his penis to her so that she can smell it,” the report states.

She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

As she went to sniff her husband’s penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim’s mouth, legs and arms.

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