Michael Phelps, get out of our lives!
February 5, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
Dear Mr. Phelps,
Please get out of our lives, I don’t care about you, your sport, or your creepy late night adventures. You have milked your 15 minutes of lame worse than Brian McNamee. Your a swimmer for goodness sake, your not a celebrity or even a high profile athlete. Please take your teenage sheninagans elsewhere. How about…. the mountains. That way you can not bother anyone but the other tool bags that hang around with you. You can dress like a lower brow version of Eminem, drunk drive all you want, and smoke all the pipe you want. Speaking on behalf of all the hulkamaniacs sonsofsimmons fans, GET OUT OF OUR LIVES, DOUCHEBAG.
Best Regards,
SOS
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Michael Phelps Still Single
December 16, 2008 by Mike · Leave a Comment
According to US Magazine, Michael Phelps is not dating this very fine Asian lady and Las Vegas cocktail server, Carolynn Pal. Before you Google her, trust me I already did and there’s not much. But why doesn’t Phelps admit too dating her ? Is he going Greg Louganis on us ? That I doubt, but come on Mikey this is one hot Asian taco that any man would like to have, and I’m sure a few men in Vegas have already. Just admit it. Come on, I used the photographed line once with the judge when I was outside that “High School”, trust me it doesn’t work. No word yet if she likes bloggers. If she does, I’m in. More from US Magazine:
Despite bringing Las Vegas cocktail server Carolynn Pal home for Thanksgiving, Michael Phelps says he’s single.
“I’m not seeing anybody,” the Olympic gold medalist said on Friday’s Live With Regis and Kelly.
How does he explain a new photo of him and a scantily woman, identified as Pal, taken at Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday?
He said it was a set-up by an enterprising photographer.
“They pose the girl up next to me as I get out of the car, and she follows me in,” he explained. “I was like, ‘Oh wow, you guys are pretty original — pose somebody next to me to make it look like we’re together!’ She, like, follows me up the counter.
“I’ve never seen her before in my life!” he added. “They were following us all day in L.A., so it was just nuts.”
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November 17, 2008 by Mike · Leave a Comment
In the words of Quagmire: Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity
Thanks to SportsByBrooks
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November 14, 2008 by Mike · Leave a Comment
I would love to see the end result of this hopeful prank. It’s probably the only girl that Phelps has gotten wet in awhile.
Thanks to TMZ
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October 1, 2008 by Mike · Leave a Comment
“Makes my taco pop”, those are the words I will now always remember Shawn Johnson saying. I will remember nothing about her gold medal, I will just always think about her taco popping.
Thanks to Rondo
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What’s Strange About This Picture ?
September 26, 2008 by Mike · Leave a Comment
This picture that Sports Illustrated took of Olympic gold-medalist Shawn Johnson, has something rather strange going on in it. Take look at the picture and see if you see anything weird……. Give up ? Look at that creepy hand below the balance beam, like some guy is sneaking down below and is trying to look up Johnson. Editor’s note: I was nowhere near the scene when the pictures were taken.
Thanks to Joe Sports Fan
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August 26, 2008 by Mike · Leave a Comment
This is Silva Lucimara of BRAZIL… She was in the High Jump in the Olympics… Uniforms keep getting smaller and smaller in the Olympics, can’t wait for the London games, wonder if there will be any thongs in 2012.
Zippa
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Jason Kidd Must Owe Money To The Wynn Casino
August 26, 2008 by Mike · Leave a Comment
We have seen in the past few months how the Wynn Casino has sued both Joe Francis and Charles Barkley, over money they owed the casino. Yesterday came word that current Dallas Maverick, and recent Gold Medal winner, Jason Kidd is going to give his Gold Medal to the wife of Steve Wynn the owner of the Wynn Casino. There has to be more to this story than Kidd and Elaine Wynn being just “good friends”. Either Kidd owes the casino some serious loot, or the Wynn’s bought the gold medal off of Kidd for some serious pocket change. Money is no object for the Wynn family, Steve once accidentally poked a hole in his $139 Million dollar Pablo Picasso painting. The Las Vegas Review Journal writes:
Kidd promised Elaine Wynn, wife of casino mogul Steve Wynn, that he would give her his newest Olympic medal if the Americans fulfill the redeem dream.
“It’s not a (gambling) marker or anything like that,” Kidd told The Arizona Republic. “She’s just a great friend and a really great person.”
They met last year when Kidd and the USA team stayed at the Wynn while training in Las Vegas.
“Last summer, we stayed at the Wynn for (what seemed like) a lifetime, close to three weeks,” Kidd said. “We met at a banquet, we got to talking, and she really understands the game.
“I told her I’d make a deal with her, that if we won the gold medal, I’d give it to her. She thought I was kidding. But I told her I had one already, and the way they treated us at the Wynn, it was the least I could do.”
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August 22, 2008 by Mike · Leave a Comment
No this is not a joke. This maybe the dumbest idea yet for good ole’ Peyton, oh wait, the second dumbest idea. This makes zero sense. How many other countries actually play football ? Probably half of the people who play in Canada are American anyways. This is about as good of an idea as the time I thought I could put my pecker in a unusual place. The shame on Peyton’s face for not yet winning a gold saddens me too, but there is absolutely zero chance that football will ever be an Olympic event.
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