Is This The Best Mashup Yet?
November 6, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
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The NBA- Where Amazing Stories Happen
November 5, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
Famed porn actress and once Gubernatorial hopeful for the state of California, Marey Carey has a way of making it around professional locker rooms. Let’s just say, she spreads’em easier then jock itch (just click here) . Her latest target, Dwight Howard of Orlando Magic. But, surprisingly Carey didn’t sleep with Howard. In fact, according to Carey, the NBA’s defensive player was the one who pursued her and she dissed him for a member of get this, N Sync. Courtesy of Sports by Brooks:
“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls.
“I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning — I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming …
“Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved — he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL — so he was apologizing; ’sorry, that was out of character for me,’ blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”
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Rehab’s For Quitters
October 25, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
It appears Rehab has went as well as that little war in Iraq for the Miami Heat’s Michael Beasley. According to the Bible of gossip,TMZ,
“The photos were taken Oct. 10, after the NBA star and a female companion boarded a boat in Miami Beach during the Columbus Day Regatta. We called team officials for an explanation — due to the fact that Beasley just emerged from a stint in substance-abuse rehab last month — and boy did they give us one: TMZ spoke with Miami Heat exec Tim Donovan, who told us it was all part of a “fishing trip arranged by the team … Michael was not drinking at all … except for water and purple Gatorade.”
Yea, he was drinking Gatorade and Steve Phillips doesn’t have a birthmark next to his crotch.
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Random Musings about the NBA Finals
June 12, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
After last night’s choke job by the Tragic I would like to pass along some random musings about these predictably lame finals.
- I didn’t watch the OT because I knew that the Magic would lose. Sad, very sad.
- His name is “Dwight” Howard – not Du-White or Dowight. This is so aggrivating hearing this over and over again.
- Mark Jackson loves crappy cliches and leads into commercials like he is doing a movie preview. I can see why no team wants him to coach.
- Mike Brown must be the worst coach in the league because he got embarrassed by Stan van who is now embarrassing himself in the Finals. Shaq may be right with the Master of Panic comment.
- Trevor Ariza has played himself into a majorly overpaid contract so has Hedo T.
- If Dwight Howard, had Kendrick Perkins‘ post game he would be unstoppable. Yes, you read that right, Kendrick Perkins‘ post game. I have never seen someone so bad in the post since Travis Knight.
- Kobe, stop grinding your teeth like that, it reminds me of the face you made when you had that white chick in the Denver hotel room. CREEPY!
- To all you Laker fans out there, do you still think the Lakers would have beaten the Celtics last year if Mark Blount Andrew Bynum played?
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June 12, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
Is this where he gave his wife herpes?
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Tracy McGrady’s Crib
April 29, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
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With the 56th Pick in the 2009 NBA Draft…
April 7, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
The Charlotte Bobcats select Tyler Hansborough from North Carolina. Great College Career, one of the best ever, but welcome to Josh McRobertsville. Sorry Physco T.
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Shaq’s Crib
April 5, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
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AI doesn’t want to be a bench player
April 2, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
Allen Iverson doesn’t want to play for the Pistons if he is coming off the bench. See the quote below. Sounds like someone cares more about himself and his contract next season then the team. They could make a decent first round match up for the Celtics now. Hey Joe Dumars, you better hope you sign someone good with all of AI’s money.
“I’d rather retire before I do this again. I can’t be effective playing this way. I’m not used to it. It’s tough for me both mentally and physically.
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Greg Oden’s Old Crib
April 1, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
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