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November 18, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
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November 5, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
Famed porn actress and once Gubernatorial hopeful for the state of California, Marey Carey has a way of making it around professional locker rooms. Let’s just say, she spreads’em easier then jock itch (just click here) . Her latest target, Dwight Howard of Orlando Magic. But, surprisingly Carey didn’t sleep with Howard. In fact, according to Carey, the NBA’s defensive player was the one who pursued her and she dissed him for a member of get this, N Sync. Courtesy of Sports by Brooks:
“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls.
“I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning — I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming …
“Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved — he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL — so he was apologizing; ’sorry, that was out of character for me,’ blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”
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Do not send out Christmas Cards like this man
November 4, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
Distant cousin and possibly a fan of SonsofSimmons.com, David Simmons, sent out an xxxMas card that by the looks of him we do not want to see. Fox News Reports:
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. – It’s an Xmas card — with the emphasis on “X.”
A Tennessee man has been sentenced to two years’ probation for sending out porno Christmas cards with a picture of his ex-girlfriend.
David Simmons pleaded guilty to charges of unlawful photography and criminal impersonation.
As part of the plea deal, he avoids prison time.
Authorities accuse Simmons of taking hidden camera photos while his girlfriend performed sex acts on him.
After a bad break-up, prosecutors say Simmons sent one of the sex pics to the woman’s relatives as Christmas cards.”
I’ll take a cue from David and not send out my custom Christmas cards this year with any x-rated photos.
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August 24, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
If the first one wasn’t bad enough, this one stars the Million Dollar Man’s son. Later this year WWE studios is launching a love story starring Jake ‘the Snake’ Roberts and Sensational Sherri called “White Snake Moan“.
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August 5, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
We are still not sure if this was Tiger who actually busted ass, but pretty funny either way. I am sure the owner of this had to change their pants shortly thereafter.
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July 17, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
WOW!
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June 18, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
It couldn’t have happened to a less arrogant D-Bag. God Bless you Artie Lange. I think that Magic Johnson’s late night show got more than 1 episode. Check out the video if you already haven’t here.
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