There Are Somethings You Gotta Love About Canada

Other than that hot waitress behind home plate, the picture above is the only other good thing at Blue Jays games. Because the team certainly isn’t worth watching. This isn’t a rare occurrence either, stuff like this happens somewhat often in Toronto. This is the beauty of Canada, they have quite possibly the worlds greatest strippers, and they love to flaunt their stuff to the public. It’s a shame there isn’t a team in Montreal, because as everyone knows, Montreal is to strippers, what Buffalo is to wings. But at the Blue Jays games, it gives the people in their hotel rooms a chance to make their fantasy of having everyone see them naked, or better yet, doing the Travis Henry come true. In Canada this is well-received, here in the States its looked upon as gross, and immoral. Something is wrong with that. I want to live in a country were nudity at a baseball game is allowed, so we don’t have to do stuff like this anymore.

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