New Boobs For The Olsen Twins ?
October 30, 2008 by Mike
Could America’s favorite set of twins both be getting an addition to their front porch ? According to the gospel of journalism, Star Magazine, the Olsen twins are considering getting what is a prerequisite for every stripper and porn star in this country: fake boobs. The billionaire duo have both taken criticism over the years for their less than lady like bodies. Where are the child-bearing hips ? They have had issues with drugs and anorexia, they think getting plastic surgery on their breasts would help fill-out their bodies. Or, their entertaining the possilbiy of a career in bukkake. Somewhere, Danny Tanner is not happy. More from Star Magazine:
“Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous,” says one source. “And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn’t be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done. That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally.”
But instead of jumping at the idea of going up a cup, Mary-Kate was “horrified” by her sister’s request, says the source. “She told Ashley no way! Mary-Kate hates being told what to do and how to look by Ashley. It drives her nuts. Anyway, she’s into that flat look and thinks clothes look better with less cleavage, so she’d rather be smaller and more stylish.”
Danny Tanner would be proud and Uncle Joey would definitely molest them in a second.