Milwaukee Is The NBA’s Siberia

Well, that is what newly coined 100 Million Dollar man Gilbert Arenas thinks about “The Dairy State“. Apparently NBA players would rather go celibate, and give up their cell phones then play for the Bucks. According to Agent Zero:

Richard Jefferson going to Milwaukee …. HAHAHA! Oh man, now that is funny. When I heard that, I started laughing. Oh man, did I start laughing. You know why? Because every player hates Milwaukee. Nobody wants to live in Milwaukee. I’m sorry, Milwaukee, to come down hard on you, but no one in the NBA wants to play in Milwaukee. From him going from New Jersey, actually from New York (because he lives in New York), from New York to Milwaukee is like going … let’s just say it’s not going to sit well with you. That was a funny one when I heard that one. I know Yi is happy though.

And people wonder why Brett Favre wanted his release. There is nothing but White people in Milwaukee, that’s what its the Dairy State, not for Milk, but for the number of Caucasian per capita is more than the amount of Asians in Hong Kong. Other than Latrell Sprewll, name another famous black person from Wisconsin ? It is the home to my favorite TV personality Pat O’Brien, oh and who can forget cannibal turned necrophiliac Jeffrey Dahmer. They do have Summerfest, which I’m sure numerous amounts of players in the NBA travel to go see. Come to think of it I’m really not seeing what Gilbert is complaining about. I mean if I was an NBA player, I think playing in Milwaukee would be in my top 30 places I would play. It may not be as cultured as Des Moines, but it can’t be worse than playing in Utah. Because the only time there are black people in Utah is when the Jazz are playing.

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