Where Can I Get Those Shorts ?
July 23, 2008 by Mike
Ok, Cristiano Ronaldo maybe the best soccer player in the world, but this guy dresses like he is going to meet George Michael in a public restroom. My underwear isn’t even that short. Ronaldo may have dated some smoking hot chicks Gemma Atkinson, Merche Romero, and Nereida Gallardo, but come one, you could light a match off this guy. What’s he the Mike Piazza of soccer ? Still, I would changes places with this guy in a second. Too be a European soccer star is simply one of the greatest pleasures on Earth. Not only do European women throw themselves all over you, but most are disease free. You can’t get that type of stuff over here in the states. Just look at what NBA guys get, Mary Carey. She supposedly has tried to sleep with the whole NBA. Anyone see her wet fart on VH1? Try banging her after you’ve seen that. It’s impossible. I guess playing soccer and dressing like Ronaldo has its pluses. Still he looks like a queer.
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True story about Mary Carey. Have a friend that works at the Marriot in Stoughton and she was staying there once and called the front desk countless times to try and persuade him to go up and schultz her. This was about 2 years ago when she wasn’t as bad as she is now.
The question here is, would you lower your standards to say that you schultzed a mediocre looking porn star? One would guess that it would be great sex and you would of course have to encase your dick in a bullet proof vest just to be safe, but it’s an interesting question to ponder.