Good News: Kellen Winslow Jr Testicles No Longer The Size Of A Grapefruit
October 13, 2008 by Mike
Maybe the only good news to come out of Cleveland Browns camp so far this year, was that Kellen Winslow Jr was released from the hospital yesterday with an undisclosed illness. According to Pro Football Talk, the Soldier’s testicles “swelled to the size of grapefruits”. That must have been one major case of blue-balls. I used to have the same problem with my ex-girlfriend, but since I’m Irish, it was more like the size of a plum then a grapefruit. The Browns tight end is out for tonight’s game against the Giants, but he should return soon. I hope he wears a cup.
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