Don’t You Wish You Could Do This To Your Boss?

Here is a future hint to Astros GM Ed Wade, never put Shawn Chacon in the bullpen again. Chacon basically told Wade “how his ass tastes”. Basically the situation started when Astros manage Cecil Cooper wanted to talk to Chacon in private, but Chacon didn’t want to hear it and refused to get up. So that is when GM Wade intervened and this transpired: 

“He started yelling and cussing,” Chacon said of Wade. “I’m sitting there and I said to him very calmly, ‘Ed, you need to stop yelling at me. Then I stood up and said ‘you better stop yelling at me.’ I stood up. He continued and was basically yelling and stuff and was like, ‘You need to (expletive) look in the mirror.’ So at that point I lost my cool and I grabbed him by the neck and threw him to the ground. I jumped on top of him because at that point I wanted to beat his (butt). Words were exchanged.”

Courtesy: Houston Chronicle

In Major League Baseball it isn’t necessarily frowned upon to Schultz your Manager or GM. The same type of incident happened with Jay Payton when he was on the Red Sox. If only you could do this type of stuff in real life. MLB is like bizzarro world, and the rest of us are stuck in the real world. Of course, I would love to Schultz my boss or just another employee everyday, but I would probably get fired and arrested. It’s so unfair. I have to actually pretend to respect women, and act like I’m interested in their conversations. I want to be like this or like this. To Baseball players chivalry is dead ! How can you blame Chacon for doing that ? How dare they send him to the pen. Instead of being able to party 4 nights in arrow, now Chacon has to be ready everyday. If Ed Wade did that to me, I’d Schultz him too! Like I have always said, if I could die and comeback as someone it either be a Major League Baseball player, or a European Soccer player (for the ladies only) that my friends, would be heaven.

Related Posts: