SonsofSimmons Classic – 10 Ugliest Female Celebrities
March 15, 2009 by SOS
Orginial Post Date: 7/15/2007
10- Kelly Clarkson. This chick has gained more weight in the past year then men that have been in Paris Hilton’s mouth. Has known to be lazier then Stu Scott’s right eye.
9- Courtney Love. I bet Kurt Cobain still looks better.
8- Rebecca Romijn. Former model who once married John Stamos. Too bad she’s built like Frank Brickowski.
7- Tori Spelling. Her face is like Jenna Jameson’s chest. 100% fake. But’s she rich, that’s all she has going for her.
6- Brittney Spears. The Sluttier Kelly Clarkson. Atleast we know she shaves. Who knows how many STD’s KFed gave her. But, I’d still hit it.
5- Lindsay Lohan. Rumor has it she has Gonorrhea of the mouth. Enough said.
4- Lil Kim-She’s the Black Tori Spelling. She’s now dating Ray J of Kim K fame. Also the famous rumor she got her stomach pumped cause of sperm.
3- Nicole Richie. She’s pregent which takes her down a notch. Built like Olive Oil. (Popeye’s) She’s bulimic. Plus who the hell likes the Commodores.
2- Whitney Houston. She had sex with Bobby Brown.
1- Sarah Jessica Parker. She’s got a warhawk for a nose. Married to Ferris Buller. Got a face like Howard Stern.
Not much has changed in the past 18 months, all these celebrities have their pros and mostly cons. Lil Kim went to prison, Britney had another peep show, this time on stage, Courtney Love isn’t a celebrity anymore, Lindsay Lohan is or was dating a heshe and SJP still has a face that you would cut meat on.
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