Save the Day with Gemvara
February 16, 2010 by SOS · Leave a Comment
For those of us who forgot valentine’s day and are now sleeping on the couch, there is an answer. Customize your own jewelry site Gemvara just launched touting themselves as ‘the world’s largest selection of gemstone jewelry‘. More importantly, they allow you to customize any piece on the site to exactly what you want.
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Do not send out Christmas Cards like this man
November 4, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
Distant cousin and possibly a fan of SonsofSimmons.com, David Simmons, sent out an xxxMas card that by the looks of him we do not want to see. Fox News Reports:
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. – It’s an Xmas card — with the emphasis on “X.”
A Tennessee man has been sentenced to two years’ probation for sending out porno Christmas cards with a picture of his ex-girlfriend.
David Simmons pleaded guilty to charges of unlawful photography and criminal impersonation.
As part of the plea deal, he avoids prison time.
Authorities accuse Simmons of taking hidden camera photos while his girlfriend performed sex acts on him.
After a bad break-up, prosecutors say Simmons sent one of the sex pics to the woman’s relatives as Christmas cards.”
I’ll take a cue from David and not send out my custom Christmas cards this year with any x-rated photos.
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Barack Obama on David Letterman
September 22, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
Barack Obama is a modern day Jerry Lewis. Not a bad zinger by the president.
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Shaq Attack on the Big Show
August 28, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
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SonsofSimmons Incorporating?
The internet is a great place to get data, at SonsofSimmons we are thinking about expanding due to the success of our multiple ventures. We could be forming an LLC, thanks to Google & YouTube, I now know what that means. I have found this site through Craigslist, www.filingsmadeeasy.com, and it makes filing not only easy but affordable. Sons of Simmons is going to become the next TWISM!
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The Marine 2
August 24, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
If the first one wasn’t bad enough, this one stars the Million Dollar Man’s son. Later this year WWE studios is launching a love story starring Jake ‘the Snake’ Roberts and Sensational Sherri called “White Snake Moan“.
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John Valentin’s was Better
August 24, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
Bruntlett already made two errors in the ninth, it was the least he could do.
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I guess Tiger is Human
August 5, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
We are still not sure if this was Tiger who actually busted ass, but pretty funny either way. I am sure the owner of this had to change their pants shortly thereafter.
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Sox Get LaRoche
July 22, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
The Red Sox, in an effort to boost their dead offense traded today for Andy LaRoche. They traded two lower level minor players (not top tier prospects) to the Pirates for LaRoche. Over the past 4 seasons LaRoche has hit at least 20HR’s and had 78RBI’s. I am assuming this move is to bolster the Sox lineup if Ortiz/Lowell have any second half issues. Last year, the brother of LaRoche (Andy) was traded to the Pirates in the Manny trade. More on the trade from the Globe’s Tony Maz:
If you’re wondering what leftanded first baseman Adam LaRoche will bring to the Red Sox, here’s an assessment from a respected, longtime major league evaluator:
“I like the move for the Red Sox. … He’s real streaky [offensively] and an outstanding defender. … Most of his bad at-bats come against lefthanded pitching … He’s a rhythm hitter. If he’s a little off, he can look real ugly. If he’s right, he can get real hot. There’s no in-between with him. … He plays the game with a very easy pace. Sometimes people criticize that because it can look lackadaisical. … He’s not just a pull guy. He can go all over the field. There’s ability there. You can’t put up 25 [home runs] and 75 [RBI] every year and not have something.’’
As most everyone knows at this point, the Red Sox needed a lefthanded bat that could provide them with some thump from the middle of the lineup, whether it be from the No. 5 or No. 6 spot. In their last 21 games against righthanded pitching, the Red Sox are batting .221 with a .679 OPS. David Ortiz’s overall decline, coupled with J.D. Drew’s sudden and worrisome ineffectiveness — he’s batting .236 now — left the Red Sox especially vulnerable against righthanders.
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Erin Andrews
July 21, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
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