Blacula fired by BC
March 30, 2010 by SOS · Leave a Comment
After 13 pretty good years at BC, Blacula Al Skinner, was fired today. Skinner took a program that was going down the tubes after the point shaving scandal and brought them back to respectability, including 7 tournament appearances since 2001. He got the Eagles to #2 ranking back in 2005 but never made it past the Sweet 16. He might not be the best X and O’s coach but is a great recruiter finding under the radar players Troy Bell, Craig Smith, Jared Dudley, Sean Williams, Sean Marshall, Rakim Sanders & Tyrese Rice. He interviewed for the St. John’s job but is that is most likely going to go to Steve Lavin. If Skinner doesn’t find a job, he can go back to filming the sequel to Blacula meets Black Dracula.
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March 29, 2010 by SOS · Leave a Comment
Al Roker is one creepy looking Luke Skywalker.
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Save the Day with Gemvara
February 16, 2010 by SOS · Leave a Comment
For those of us who forgot valentine’s day and are now sleeping on the couch, there is an answer. Customize your own jewelry site Gemvara just launched touting themselves as ‘the world’s largest selection of gemstone jewelry‘. More importantly, they allow you to customize any piece on the site to exactly what you want. Get stunning Gemstone Jewelry customized to your own tastes now!
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Do not send out Christmas Cards like this man
November 4, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
Distant cousin and possibly a fan of SonsofSimmons.com, David Simmons, sent out an xxxMas card that by the looks of him we do not want to see. Fox News Reports:
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. – It’s an Xmas card — with the emphasis on “X.”
A Tennessee man has been sentenced to two years’ probation for sending out porno Christmas cards with a picture of his ex-girlfriend.
David Simmons pleaded guilty to charges of unlawful photography and criminal impersonation.
As part of the plea deal, he avoids prison time.
Authorities accuse Simmons of taking hidden camera photos while his girlfriend performed sex acts on him.
After a bad break-up, prosecutors say Simmons sent one of the sex pics to the woman’s relatives as Christmas cards.”
I’ll take a cue from David and not send out my custom Christmas cards this year with any x-rated photos.
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September 22, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
Barack Obama is a modern day Jerry Lewis. Not a bad zinger by the president.
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August 28, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
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SonsofSimmons Incorporating?
The internet is a great place to get data, at SonsofSimmons we are thinking about expanding due to the success of our multiple ventures. We could be forming an LLC, thanks to Google & YouTube, I now know what that means. I have found this site through Craigslist, www.filingsmadeeasy.com, and it makes filing not only easy but affordable. Sons of Simmons is going to become the next TWISM!
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The Marine 2
August 24, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
If the first one wasn’t bad enough, this one stars the Million Dollar Man’s son. Later this year WWE studios is launching a love story starring Jake ‘the Snake’ Roberts and Sensational Sherri called “White Snake Moan“.
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John Valentin’s was Better
August 24, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
Bruntlett already made two errors in the ninth, it was the least he could do.
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I guess Tiger is Human
August 5, 2009 by SOS · Leave a Comment
We are still not sure if this was Tiger who actually busted ass, but pretty funny either way. I am sure the owner of this had to change their pants shortly thereafter.
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