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August 22, 2010 by Mike · Leave a Comment 

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    I Can See Why CBS Paid Katie Couric Millions

    February 26, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment 

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    She make’s Jerry Seinfeld look like Dane Cook.  I love the fake laugh by the man at the end.

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    Who is Better: LeBron or Dwight?

    February 26, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment 

    Not at the game of basekball.  Who’s pre-game shot is better?

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    vs.

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    I like Howard’s because he did it on consecutive nights.

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    Honey, Call 911! Burger King is out Lemonade?

    February 26, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment 

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    Wow. What is wrong with this guy?

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    Cleveland Rocks!?!

    February 26, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment 

    God Bless America. God Bless the fact that I do not live in Ohio.  These are requests to Gov. Ted Strickland for a peice of the stimulus money.  These are only requests and have not yet been granted, but this will make anyone laugh.  What a sad, sad day it is for the state of Ohio.  These are all reported by the Columbus Dispatch.

    • $200,000 to train the economically challenged as Ultimate Impact Wrestlers. “We would need to obtain a building for training and shows as we have currently been using my garage for training and this [is]unheated.”
    • $2.8 million for a demonstration track for the MonoMobile, an electric car that hooks up to a track for long-distance trips. (Robert Heinlein lives!)
    • $3,200 to replace Levalor-style blinds in three classrooms in Medina.
    • $7,500 for a Chillicothe coffee business to produce reusable plastic coffee containers for its customers (how does this differ from the travel mug I use every day?)
    • $8,000 to make “Hand folding Origami decorations by Senior Citizens to sell on Ebay and Amazon to assist in small increases in income for those that can not meet their monthly expenses.”
    • $10,000 to start a web site to “facilitate the imagination and dreams of all children and their families” through creative writing.
    • $10,000 for-profit a Warren coffee house to expand special events to give kids “a place to hang out and stay off the streets.”
    • $15,000 for a Stark County man to buy a new pickup and plow to add to his mowing business.
    • $15,000 for a new storefront for a Clinton County convenience store owner which employs four people .
    • $15,000 for a Warren County person to clear debt from “predatory lending.”
    • $25,000 to add four dancers to a Cleveland-area ballet company.
    • $33,000 to a St. Marys company to aid and advise people with disabilities to dress for success.
    • $45,000 for Newark photographer to pay his interns.
    • $50,000 for “We are in inflatable business with 170000 gross sales. We get kids motivated and teach them team work.” What do suppose an inflatable business is? A brokerage house?
    • $50,000 for an Archbold firm- “Design firm specializing in home, building and product design. Home and building design will support local construction industry. Product design will support local efforts to design and invent products.”
    • $50,000 for a Toledo-area publisher to produce and market “the first comprehensive positive-thinking skill series for children.”
    • $25,900 for a Napoleon dentist to give his staffers a much-needed raise.
    • $40,000 to teach speed-reading to the Ohio State Highway Patrol which will “result in an on-the-job time saving of at least one hour per day on the average.”
    • $70,000 for a skate park in Greenfield.
    • $75,000 to a Jefferson County person to cut up fallen trees and sell as firewood, build and put up bird feeders.
    • $80,000 to build a health spa in Columbus.
    • $144,000 to a Westerville company to train and employ commissioned salespeople (nature of business unstated).
    • $1.2 million for a Tiffin company to grow hydroponic produce and distribute it to poor people.
    • $1.5 million to fund health claims for a Dublin company which purportedly employs 1,400 people.
    • $20 billion to a College Corners man who states “I have a few projects to work on around the Boone household, and as long as Uncle Sugar is passing out money from the paychecks of future generations, I thought why not stick it to those yet unborn suckers, the ones we don’t abort first, of course. Oh, you may conclude there might be a couple of planned cost overruns, but you know how those darned government funded projects go.”

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      Is This X-Ray from Roberto Alomar?

      February 26, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment 

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      This is pretty disturbing.  Check out more funny & wierd X-rays here.

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      Gabe Pruitt Celebrates the Celtics Loss…with a DUI

      February 26, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment 

      The Boston Globe is reporting that Gabe Pruitt got busted for an alleged DUI last night in SoCal after the Celtics loss to the Clippers.  If I just lost to the Clippers, I would also need to get smashed to drink away the misery. 

      More from the Globe:

      Police say Boston Celtics guard Gabe Pruitt has been arrested in Los Angeles on suspicion of drunken driving.

      Officer April Harding says the 22-year-old Pruitt was pulled over in Hollywood shortly after 3 a.m. Thursday and later booked on suspicion of misdemeanor driving under the influence.

      The Celtics had lost 93-91 to the Los Angeles Clippers a few hours earlier. Harding says records showed that Pruitt had not yet posted his $5,000 bail.

      Pruitt is from the Los Angeles area and played college basketball for Southern California.

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      I thought Sarah Palin wasn’t our Vice President

      February 25, 2009 by Mike · 1 Comment 

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      Way to go Joe!  That website number is a tricky thing to remember.  Open mouth, Insert Foot.  I am starting the campaign to bring back Palin, just kidding.  Politics isn’t really our thing here at SOS.

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      Bobby Jindal meet Rachel Maddow

      February 25, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment 

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      For some reason it doesn’t sound right when you hear Bobby Jindal’s voice, it doesn’t match his appearance.  Sounds like his rebuttal went well though.

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      Random Updates

      February 25, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment 

    • The Celtics have apparently signed Stephon Marbury through the remainder of the season, and it should be official on Friday when he clears waivers. 
    • Dustin Pedroia & Kevin Youkilis have both been added to the USA WBC Roster.
    • We here at SonsOfSimmons may have mastered Connect4.
    • Marvin Harrison has been released by the Colts. 
    • Tiger Woods returns to action today after an 8 month layoff.  Expect him to win the Match Play Championship.
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            • I placed my first ever order from VistaPrint.com.  I got some custom checks. The designs where good but the price was even better, it fit right into my budget.

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