Larry Johnson Is Checking Resumes
October 25, 2009 by Mike · Leave a Comment
After suffering another nail-biting loss to the San Diego Chargers, 37-7 (it was closer than the score indicates. No, not really) Kansas City Chiefs star running back, Larry Johnson, wait. This isn’t 2006. Sorry. Let me start this over. Kansas City Chiefs driving-killing and fantasy-killing running back, Larry Johnson is starting to question the resume of a few of his coaches. Namely, the head coach, Todd Haley. The man who signed a 5-year $45 Million Dollar contract in 2007 , Tweeted after the game:
My father 3 or 4 state champs in Maryland. 3 or 4 1st rd picks Penn State. . Not including son!!! (Editor’s Note: I may not have a Master’s in English, but this doesn’t look grammatically correct to me. I may be wrong.)
My father played for the coach from “rememeber the titans”. Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn
my father got more creditentials than most of these pro coaches…..google my father!!!!!!!
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I’ve got good news for Antoine Walker, you may have squandered over $110 Million Dollars and written a few bad checks to casino’s, but at least you never bounced a check or shall I say checks to “escorts”. That’s apparently what one Chad Ochocinco has been doing, according to The Dirty. The Cincinnati Bengals receiver denies the charge, but The Dirty has the proof from the source:
“Warning to everyone Ochocinco aka Esteban aka Mr Chad Johnson Can’t not pay for it!!! He write’s BOUNCING CHECKs!”- Courtney Collins
I had the same thing happen to me but worse! I met Chad after a game once and we ended up hooking up that night. He started texting me and calling me all the time. He had me convinced that he was really into me even saying he could love me someday. So one night I go to a bar in 4 inch heels get a little drunk and I end up falling and hitting my tooth on the edge of a table. I totally chipped my front tooth and had to go to the emergency room. I get a few stitches in my lip and got a new front tooth. Afterwards I got my bill and I lost it! It was for over $3700 and I did not have medical or dental insurance. I told Chad what happened and he was calling to check up on me and see how I was feeling. I told him about my bill and he insisted on sending me a check to take care of it and my cell phone bill. I was soooo relieved. Then I went to cash the check and it bounced! I tried to call and text him to let him know I needed a new check and I have not heard from him since. This was over 6 months ago! I feel like he emotionally raped me and left me in such a bad spot financially I had to resort to stripping to pay the money I owed. This is the last thing I thought I would ever be doing but I had debt, medical bills and had to still pay rent, car payment, cell phone etc
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It appears Rehab has went as well as that little war in Iraq for the Miami Heat’s Michael Beasley. According to the Bible of gossip,TMZ,
“The photos were taken Oct. 10, after the NBA star and a female companion boarded a boat in Miami Beach during the Columbus Day Regatta. We called team officials for an explanation — due to the fact that Beasley just emerged from a stint in substance-abuse rehab last month — and boy did they give us one: TMZ spoke with Miami Heat exec Tim Donovan, who told us it was all part of a “fishing trip arranged by the team … Michael was not drinking at all … except for water and purple Gatorade.”
Yea, he was drinking Gatorade and Steve Phillips doesn’t have a birthmark next to his crotch.
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