Me And David Duchovny Have Something In Common
September 2, 2008 by Mike
X-Files star David Duchovny has checked himself into rehab according to Fox News. No, he isn’t on drugs, nor does he sip too much Chardonnay, apparently the man married to Tea Leoni has an addiction to porn! Also there are reports that he cheated on Leoni as well. The life of Duchovny really hasn’t been followed since the Clinton era. He married a semi-hot chick ages ago, now he has been non-existent, that was until now. As of now, he just maybe my favorite actor and second favorite celeb, right next to Bridget the Midget. More from Fox News:
Alas, it isn’t so, says a close friend. Duchovny did not check in because of an extramarital fling. That much the friend is certain of. Even more so: Duchovny’s problem has been longstanding. His wife, Tea Leoni, was aware of it for some time. It had just reached a point where it had to be treated.
I have inferred from my conversation with Duchovny’s friend that this has something to do with an addiction to pornography, probably on the internet. It’s the sex equivalent of a gambling addiction, where the person is just hopelessly trapped in chat rooms.
You can do internet porn in moderation????
He probably got a hold of one of DDP’s username & password combos