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USC Education Does Not Pay Dividends For Bush

Posted by Mike on August 18, 2008

Reggie Bush might marry Kim Kardashian ? Do they still drug test in the NFL ? According to Kim Kardashian, once she finishes the filming on her reality show she is going to New Orleans to see her Boo, and they will talk about gulp, marriage. Has Reggie not see her porn tape ? I mean come on Reg, Kim is a girl you bang and teabag, and perhaps give an Arizona Rodeo too, but not marry! Rule # 17, is that you CANNOT marry a woman who has been in any sort of porn tape, unless she is worth at least $15 Million dollars. At least Kim does private dances on iChat for Reggie. The gal with the large ass goes on to tell People magazine:

As for marriage, “we talk about it,” says Kardashian. “As soon as we’re done filming [Keeping Up with the Kardashians] I’m probably going to spend most of my time in New Orleans for a little bit until he’s done [with the NFL season].”

The running back for the New Orleans Saints wasn’t with his girlfriend Friday night as she performed with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls inside Pure Nightclub, but he got the next best thing – a sneak preview.

“I did iChat him and I had my costume on for his approval,” she says. “I did my whole dance for him when I was practicing last night. He thought it was so cute. He said, ‘Please videotape it so you can send it to me right after.’”

3 Responses to “USC Education Does Not Pay Dividends For Bush”

  1. JJ said

    Arizona Rodeo?

    Did you mean Arizona Oreo?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Arizona%20Oreo

  2. Working Class Hero said

    How on gods green earth do you marry a chick that everyone has seen getting pounded out, fucking osama bin laden has seen this nasty bitch get slammed. Arizona rodeo or oreo who gives a shit, bottom line the chick is a pig with a giant fat ass who loves big black dong so fuck her and the saints.

  3. Anonymous said

    Who woudlnt like to tap tiat big ass

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