Jock Itch At USC Spreading Worse Than Paris Hilton’s Legs
August 14, 2008 by Mike
No word yet if USC got the jock straps from Ron Mexico, but apparently jock itch is spreading throughout the team worse, than the herpes outbreak for women who have slept with Mo Pete. I bet all the fine ladies at USC are lining up to get a piece of these guys now. Coach Pete Carroll says its the worst case he has seen since the Bruce Armstrong incident of 1999. The LA Times says:
Each day, it seems, another player shows up at USC football practice with a pained expression and an uncomfortable gait, feet spread wide, stepping gingerly across the turf.
They are victims of an ailment that has swept through the team during training camp, something that coaches refer to as “a skin irritation.”
The players call it “jock itch.”
While dislocated kneecaps and high ankle sprains draw more attention, Coach Pete Carroll said he has never seen anything like the minor outbreak that caused key players to miss practice Wednesday.
As much as 25% of the team has been affected by the apparent run of tinea cruris, kicker David Buehler estimated. The condition seems to have spread by way of new compression shorts, or tights, worn under their football pants.
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