Sons of Bill Simmons

I almost can’t fathom this to be true, but its in the newspapers so it can’t be false. According to Delaware Online, ESPN maven Tony Kornheiser pulled a Randi Goldklank, while hoping to get crabs in Delaware. I heard they have good fish there too! Here is what Kornhole reportedly did:

First up is Tony Kornheiser, co-host of ESPN’s “Monday Night Football” and “Pardon the Interruption.”

He was in the area last week, playing some golf and catching a bite at Big Fish Grill.

While at the restaurant, Kornheiser didn’t make too many friends, a source told me. After announcing that he was “too famous to he here,” a staffer finally found him a corner table to keep him from, ahem, all his fans.

Once there, the type of crabs he wanted weren’t on the menu (stop giggling) and he allegedly said, “I want what I want when I want it.”

My source swore he said that, but I’d be surprised if anyone could be such an ass. Staffers had to go next door to the Big Fish Seafood Market to get Kornheiser his precious crabs.

I guess this is what happens when you’re around Joe Theisman for a year.